Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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