Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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