I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
This is the prime rib incident all over again
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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