Don't you send me to vm
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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