kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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