I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Sext me about skeletons
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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