Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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