Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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