NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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