Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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