It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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