If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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