Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
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