He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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