Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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