there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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