At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
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