Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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