can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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