Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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