Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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