I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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