I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
is that a dick in a sweater?
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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