I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
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