The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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