Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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