Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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