Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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