he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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