doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
farters have to be the big spoon...
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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