I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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