so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
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