oh god the rape fog is back!
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
