i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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