ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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