this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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