Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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