LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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