It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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