So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
why is half of my head shaved?
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