6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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