what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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