Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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