I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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