If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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