problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Randomize
