We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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