what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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