I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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