She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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