Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
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