I think my fart just growled at me.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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