Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
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