White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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