More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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