Don't you send me to vm
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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