Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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