make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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