just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize